Bruce Lee vs. André the Giant

by Patrick Meeds


 

It was the greatest tv show
never made. Of course
by the end of the two hour premier
they’ll have teamed up
to fight crime and solve mysteries.
Traveling from town to town
in a tricked out van.
Falling in love and breaking hearts.
But that is not how it starts.

Bruce is a special agent for the company
sent to assassinate The Giant
only to find out Andre is on a mission
to find the man who killed his father
and make him pay. Bruce goes rogue
when he finds out his bosses were
involved. Now they’re both on the run.
Look out for Lance Legault as the evil
Colonel Seaver and don’t miss
the season finale. A very special episode
where Bruce and Andre help a town
find the true meaning of Christmas.


Patrick Meeds lives in Syracuse, NY and studies writing at the Syracuse YMCA’s Downtown Writer’s Center. He has been previously published in Stone Canoe literary journal, the New Ohio Review, Tupelo Quarterly, the Atticus Review, Door is a Jar, Guernica, The Pinch, and Nine Mile Review among others. His first book, The Invisible Man’s Tailor, is available from Nine Mile Press.