Space-Ex

by Jason Gong


 

Introduction

This document is a transcription of the Fornax 2 flight crew communications as recorded on the command module (CM) data storage equipment (DSE), and subsequently transmitted (dumped) to Manned Flight Network stations upon the shuttle’s exiting of Earth’s orbit.  Magnetic tapes containing dumped voice and onboard-recorded ground elapsed time were forwarded to Space-Z Manned Spacecraft Center, Miles, Ohio.

The Fornax 2 space mission was flown April 23, 2030.  Following the successful Mars settlement mission, Fornax 1, Fornax 2 was the first attempt at flying two humans to Mars for permanent relocation and potential reproduction.  Several missions to introduce more humans to the Mars colony were to follow.  The mission was flown by a volunteer couple selected after completing several applications, winning a lottery among all qualified applicants, and passing rigorous aeronautical training.

This transcription has been edited largely to remove classified information.
Speakers in the transcript are identified as follows*:

Spacecraft:
CMP Command module pilot               Charles A. Brooks
LMP Lunar module pilot Megan P. Goodman

*Asterisk identifies non-verbal communication from pilots.

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12 17 01 LMP Thrusters ignited, we have motion again

12 17 04 CMP Skyrocket’s in flight, how about a little afternoon delight?

12 17 08 LMP Charles, we need to talk.

12 17 30 CMP Oh, okay? What’s up?

12 17 35 LMP Charles, I’m not sure how to say this but I think we should see other people.

12 17 42 * Laughter

12 18 10 CMP That’s a good one.

12 18 14 LMP I’m serious.

12 18 20 CMP What, what?

12 18 28 LMP I think that we should see other people.

12 18 37 CMP There are no other people. We’re alone on a spaceship.

12 18 45 LMP There will be other people eventually.

12 18 50 CMP This is a twenty-three year flight.

12 18 54 LMP There will be people after that.

12 19 00 CMP The follow up crew doesn’t launch until two years after us.

12 19 08 LMP Okay, I’ll see people when they arrive on Mars.

12 19 13 CMP You’ll be fifty-one.

12 19 19 LMP I’ll be the first woman on Mars. I don’t think lining up dates will be an issue.

12 19 32 CMP Hold on…

12 19 34 LMP But we should still be friends. And you’ll find someone, too.

12 19 45 CMP Slow down, where is this coming from?

12 19 51 LMP I just… I’ve been thinking about his for a long time, honestly.
Did you really not feel something off between us?

12 20 15 CMP No.  I mean, I was mostly focused on training for this mission.  To space

12 20 29 LMP I was focused on the mission too, but I still found time to focus on us. 
And whenever I did… I just knew.

12 20 41 CMP Well, Christ, couldn’t you have said that before we got on this spaceship?

12 20 55 LMP I didn’t know what to say.

12 20 09 CMP Why would you go on a twenty-three year space mission with me
if you wanted to break up?

12 21 21 LMP I kept telling myself we could make this work. But honestly,
when the shuttle launched, and I saw the Earth getting further and
further away, it put everything into perspective. It finally gave me
the courage to admit to myself that I wasn’t happy.

12 21 50 CMP But what did I do wrong? Why are you dumping me?

12 22 02 LMP You didn’t do anything wrong. I just need some time to figure things out,
and that means a little distance between us.

12 22 23 CMP So what you’re saying is you just ned some…space?

12 22 29 LMP This is why I’m dumping you.

12 22 33 CMP Come on, that was funny.

12 22 37 LMP It was okay.

12 22 45 CMP It was good.

12 22 48 LMP To be honest, I’ve always found your humor to be a little pedestrian.

12 22 58 CMP Pedestrian? What does that even mean?

12 23 10 LMP It means most of your jokes are easy wordplay or repackaged memes
from the front page of Reddit.

12 23 21 CMP So you’ve never liked my jokes?

12 23 26 LMP They’re mildly amusing.

12 23 30 CMP But you always laugh at them.

12 23 37 LMP I said they were mildly amusing. And I like memes from the front page
of Reddit. Everyone does.

12 23 49 * Sobbing

12 24 30 LMP Oh, Charles, please don’t, it will be okay.

12 24 35 CMP It’s just not fair!

12 24 50 LMP You know I still care about you. And I always will. Please stop crying.

12 25 04 * Sobbing increases

12 26 00 LMP Please stop… wait, keep crying.

12 26 07 CMP W- what?

12 26 10 LMP Charles look!

12 26 14 * Sniffling

12 26 30 CMP Oh.

12 26 40 LMP It’s kind of beautiful isn’t it?  The way they just float around?

12 26 50 CMP Tears in Space… that would be a good band name.

12 27 01 * Heavy sighing

12 27 30 LMP You know what.  It would be, Charles.  It sure would be.

Day 5

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Jason Gong is a Philadelphia-based writer and professional technology guy. He has written for Points in Case, Philosophical Idiot, and Soft Cartel, and co-written several short films. He's a co-editor at Malarkey Books, and he hosts a podcast about books that get turned into movies called Page to Frame. He also runs a book club called The Disco Spider Library in an attempt to be more "literary". He has never been to space. You can find him on Twitter @TrashMannequin.

“Space-Ex” originally appeared in Philosophical Idiot.